R. Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix)” should be our new national anthem

If all goes according to plan, and the White House justice system is upheld, respected, and appropriately remixed, the office of American president Barack Obama will have to respond to one of the greatest appeals of our time: a We the People petition to change the national anthem to R. Kelly’s 2003 hit “Ignition (Remix).”

That’s right, this one.