You should buy this dude’s beautiful hair on Craigslist

This is the best car ad in the history of Craigslist, so why does it keep getting removed?

Colorado stoners, just because you can buy weed from the state doesn’t mean that you can trade it for “donations” on craigslist.

Craigslist now accepting applications for the next pope

Anybody out there near Vatican City need a new job? Craigslist Rome is listing an opportunity for the Leader of International Religion.

9 Craigslist users trying to get laid during Winter Storm Nemo

Winter Storm Nemo is barreling down on the Northeast, ready to bury Boston and New York in feet of snow. While most people are preparing for the horrors of a three day weekend by tweeting about it ad nauseam, others have a better idea.

They’re getting laid.

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Or in the case of Kirsten Lepore, it’s a source of artistic inspiration.

On the new Tumblr blog, Craiglist high art, the Los Angeles-based illustrator posts artsy photos of goods she finds on the classified site.

craigslisthighart:

Submitted by Liam Devowski

Strange but true: Man forced to pay child support after donating sperm on Craigslist

How I discovered muscle chat [gif by challenger]

Don’t Even Reply: The greatest Craigslist troll of all time

Looking for a junkyard Ford Explorer in the range of $1,500? John Lindsay’s got an ‘85 Bronco you can take off his hands for $7,500. Manual transmission and the gears don’t work so great outside of the fifth. Airbags are a little messed in the makeup, too. “The front one” deployed in Lindsay’s last accident, and he hasn’t bothered to go and get it replaced.

$7,500, though, and he’s willing to negotiate.

Maybe it’s a microwave you want, and you need it to be white because that’s what’ll match the color of your kitchen. It’s only a matter of time before John Lindsay’s in your inbox, pushing a $30 LG microwave you and calling you a racist.

Misinterpreted or simply misinformed, John Lindsay is coming after every crack in your most recent Craigslist post. He’ll work you over slowly if he has to, even sound like a normal, everyday Craigslist client in need of a translator or a shovel.

But once he gets ahold of you, you’re in for quite the ride.
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