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Florida is actually preparing for a zombie apocalypse

It seems high time that the state that incited waves of zombie hysteria back in 2012 with the face-eating “Causeway Cannibal” introduced legal provisions for a zombie apocalypse.

The amendment to Senate Bill 296 filed Tuesday afternoon reads as such: 

In title, delete lines 

2 - 3 and insert:

An act relating to the zombie apocalypse; amending s.

Senate Bill 296 was originally filed by Senator Jeff Brandes (R.) last fall, with the unamended title begining “An act related to carrying a concealed weapon or firearm.” SB296 essentially provides legal impunity for individuals carrying concealed weapons during a state of emergency, allowing them to bypass all permit and licenseing procedures.


Florida may have accidentally banned the Internet

Coca-Cola vending machine at Florida airport malfunctions. [video by fern]

'Having inappropriate thoughts during a Board meeting,' she captioned a three-way oral sex GIF. On July 3 she posted at least five different sexual images on Tumblr between 8:45am and 5pm.