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Soooo I’m going to need me one of them fly flat brims. Thanks.
ryan:

Tumblin at Tumblr lyfe continuants.

Soooo I’m going to need me one of them fly flat brims. Thanks.

ryan:

Tumblin at Tumblr lyfe continuants.

Here's how to become the ultimate Tumblr power user

milesklee assembled this lovely poem out of Tumblr email subject lines. 

milesklee assembled this lovely poem out of Tumblr email subject lines. 

Here's a poem crafted from Tumblr email subject lines

I’m on Tumblr pretty much all day—you might even say it’s my job—so I don’t exactly need curatorial biweekly emails from their staff about what’s been on my dashboard lately. Still, I would never unsubscribe from these updates; I’m too addicted to the vague and innocuous subject lines, expertly crafted to invite clicks without saying anything at all.

Offering apologies to Walt Whitman (see main art for photo), I proudly present “Oh Tumblr! My Tumblr!”—a brief poetic ode to the blogging service preferred by liberal arts nerds everywhere, molded from the last two months of Tumblr’s generic self-promotions.

Hey. What’s up?
You should see what’s happening on Tumblr
Did you see this?
Right now on Tumblr

Wow wow wow.
Wow. What a week!
Special delivery from your Tumblr Dashboard
Right now on Tumblr

Wow. What a week!
Did you see this?
Brilliant.
Make your Dashboard even more awesome

Hey. What’s up?
Wow wow wow.
It’s all happening
Your Dashboard is literally on fire.

I’ll expect my Nobel Prize for found-materials collage in the mail, thanks.

This story originally appeared on dailydot.com

Why does social media so often take the blame for teen suicide?

This is the one fatal flaw that ruined Disney's 'Frozen'

Hurts, doesn’t it? All this time, you were mad because Disney could make millions of perfect individual snowflakes but only one Disney princess face, when the real crime? Zero Shaqface. 

Yeah, you heard me. Swim in that guilt. You want to talk unforgivable omissions? Forget having three Disney movies in a row that feature only white people. Frozen without Shaquille O’Neal is like Space Jam without Michael Jordan. Like Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers without Larry Bird. Like There Will Be Blood without Tim Duncan.

“Here comes the most complete log of the laziness exemplified in Disney’s Frozen,” reads the Tumblr, everythingwrongwithfrozen. It was created a week ago, undoubtedly in the middle of the owner’s existential crisis. After all, if Disney can abandon Shaq like this after the success of Kazaam, is nothing sacred? What’s next, dropping Julie Andrews off at a highway fruit stand and leaving her to beg for tuppence? Making High School Musical 16 and refusing to let Miley Cyrus make out with Selena Gomez?

This tiny Tumblr tweak may finally let users have a conversation

This blog, which highlights the eccentricities of life in Russia, is one of the top 10 single-serving Tumblrs of 2013!

This blog, which highlights the eccentricities of life in Russia, is one of the top 10 single-serving Tumblrs of 2013!